Paris Hilton: Celebrity News

Posted on 21 Aug 2007 by Paris

Paris Hilton still has it out for Lindsay Lohan!
A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris‘ Hollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:

“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
My dog was last seen on the morning 24.7.07 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag� and her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

MISSING
If you have any information, please call: (310)555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.�

credit: fanlohan.com

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